Taking Down the Man

For weeks I've been surveying the scene at the school, and through much grueling observation, I have discovered the time and date of the latest school board meeting! I am to infilitrate, question, confuse, and destroy! Those are my objectives.

So after all had arrived, I set about breaking into the school. I set about checking all the windows, all locked! It was only then that I tried the front door. Eureka! It was open?!?!

Walking down the halls, I pictured my days in high school! Thinking back on it now, I realize what a conspiracy it was, a whole scheme just to educate children so that they could grow up and work in politics to sustain our evil government! By confronting the school board, maybe I could take down two birds with one stone!

I reached the meeting. Apparently, it was public. Strange that the government would allow others to hear their secret plans, but they must have some other agenda, or maybe, they were speaking in code! But there was no time to think, so I charged to the center of the room, right at the speaker, and pointed my finger of accusation in his face!

"You! You rushed the playground construction! It was too soon, and now the situation is grave!"

"Excuse me?" said The Man!

"You heard me! And I bet you're working on some plan now to try to get yourself out of this situation, but you're only going to make it worse!"

"Ma'am, questions are at the end of the session," The Man responded with malice!

I had had enough. Apparently, I would have to force the information out of him, so I got out my pair of pliers, and grabbed The Man's hand!

It seemed torture was frowned upon here. Typical government sissiness! The Man's number two jumped up to protect him, drawing his pen, ready to strike me! But instead, another person, the pen dude's hunting partner, tried to help The Man, too, and got in my path! The hunting partner got pen-stabbed in the face.

Anyways, this was not where I had hoped to take the situation! The jig was up, I was out of here, and I had another governmental agency on my trail now! Would it ever end? Probably not. Not until the truth is revealed. Or I die!

Now, I'm off to the DMV to foil their conspiracy! Til next time!

The Playground Conspiracy

Here is the first truth revealed by this blog, the first step towards unmasking your eyes from the many conspiracies that happen in front of your face day by day yet which you fail to recognize! I am Spoon Fed, or that is what I will be called. I have many things to say, and I feel I must jot my thoughts down before one of the many governmental agencies on my trail silences me once and for all!

Recently, I was visiting a doctor, more for recon purposes than anything, since "vaccinations" are actually just methods for the government to weaken us and maybe even implant tracking devices into our bodies for constant surveillance!


Sitting in the waiting room, amidst my information gathering, I happened to notice several children with broken arms! Intrigued, I decided to follow one home. He did not notice me, since I am a master of disguise (I bet you noticed that from my profile)! I camped outside of his house, in a stake out if you will, until he went to school the next day! Once I arrived, I was appalled at what I saw.

Revolt! Incompetance! Children were falling from monkey bars, and others were pushing their peers from the top of the slide! I knew the government must have had SOMETHING to do with this, so I decided to investigate! With a rag and some ether, I knocked out one of the children.

I threw a bucket of water on him, hours later, and he woke up, coughing! I asked him what was happening on the playground, and he said that it was new, just built by the school. I thought I had an idea of what was going on here. Obviously, the school board had wanted to construct a playground to stop these evil-doers (the children) from their evil deeds, but they rushed the construction and it sent the kids into revolt! The government has failed us again!

Over the next week, I continued my stake outs of the school. Eventually, I began to see more teachers out during recess, but the revolution continued! I think I knew the cause. While the school board had budgeted more teacher supervision, they had left out the whistles! And everyone knows that a teacher without their whistle is like a monkey without a banana!

I figured the school board was trying to fix the problem, but obviously were way over their head. They probably had a new plan that they would implement, one that wouldn't work like all the rest of their "solutions!" Will the government ever change their false ways, or will they keep piling up more and more conspiracies on me to investigate?!

But I have no more time to linger, I must continue my work! Until next time then. And remember, trust no one!

Take a Whiff of This

That's right. Smell it? It's political freedom, brought to you courtesty of yours truly.

Enjoy!