Tuesday, January 30, 2007

I did it!

Primatech's Virtual Paper is down! I killed it! Woo hoo!

Their site technicians will get the site back up, probably soon. But while they're distracted with that, I'll be working the real magic on their evil computer system!!

Now, it's time for the ultimate plan of truth revelation! There's much work to do! Stay alert! Trust no one! And await my instructions.


Don't forget to choose a side! Join with me against them.

Choose Your Side!

The time is here! We will make our move!

But first, I have to know who's with me and who's with them!!

If you're with me, dedicated to revealing the truth, protecting road-crossing turtles and stopping evil from breeding, then add my top secret organization to your MySpace friends!

T!R!U!T!H!
The! Righteous! Underground! Truth! Heralds!


However, if you're an evil, turtle-smooshing, greedy jerk, then stay with Primatech!

Evil!


You can only be on one side! Double-agents will not be tolerated!!!