So after all had arrived, I set about breaking into the school. I set about checking all the windows, all locked! It was only then that I tried the front door. Eureka! It was open?!?!
Walking down the halls, I pictured my days in high school! Thinking back on it now, I realize what a conspiracy it was, a whole scheme just to educate children so that they could grow up and work in politics to sustain our evil government! By confronting the school board, maybe I could take down two birds with one stone!
I reached the meeting. Apparently, it was public. Strange that the government would allow others to hear their secret plans, but they must have some other agenda, or maybe, they were speaking in code! But there was no time to think, so I charged to the center of the room, right at the speaker, and pointed my finger of accusation in his face!
"You! You rushed the playground construction! It was too soon, and now the situation is grave!"
"Excuse me?" said The Man!
"You heard me! And I bet you're working on some plan now to try to get yourself out of this situation, but you're only going to make it worse!"
"Ma'am, questions are at the end of the session," The Man responded with malice!
I had had enough. Apparently, I would have to force the information out of him, so I got out my pair of pliers, and grabbed The Man's hand!
It seemed torture was frowned upon here. Typical government sissiness! The Man's number two jumped up to protect him, drawing his pen, ready to strike me! But instead, another person, the pen dude's hunting partner, tried to help The Man, too, and got in my path! The hunting partner got pen-stabbed in the face.
Anyways, this was not where I had hoped to take the situation! The jig was up, I was out of here, and I had another governmental agency on my trail now! Would it ever end? Probably not. Not until the truth is revealed. Or I die!
Now, I'm off to the DMV to foil their conspiracy! Til next time!
