Here is the first truth revealed by this blog, the first step towards unmasking your eyes from the many conspiracies that happen in front of your face day by day yet which you fail to recognize! I am Spoon Fed, or that is what I will be called. I have many things to say, and I feel I must jot my thoughts down before one of the many governmental agencies on my trail silences me once and for all!
Recently, I was visiting a doctor, more for recon purposes than anything, since "vaccinations" are actually just methods for the government to weaken us and maybe even implant tracking devices into our bodies for constant surveillance!Sitting in the waiting room, amidst my information gathering, I happened to notice several children with broken arms! Intrigued, I decided to follow one home. He did not notice me, since I am a master of disguise (I bet you noticed that from my profile)! I camped outside of his house, in a stake out if you will, until he went to school the next day! Once I arrived, I was appalled at what I saw.
Revolt! Incompetance! Children were falling from monkey bars, and others were pushing their peers from the top of the slide! I knew the government must have had SOMETHING to do with this, so I decided to investigate! With a rag and some ether, I knocked out one of the children.I threw a bucket of water on him, hours later, and he woke up, coughing! I asked him what was happening on the playground, and he said that it was new, just built by the school. I thought I had an idea of what was going on here. Obviously, the school board had wanted to construct a playground to stop these evil-doers (the children) from their evil deeds, but they rushed the construction and it sent the kids into revolt! The government has failed us again!
Over the next week, I continued my stake outs of the school. Eventually, I began to see more teachers out during recess, but the revolution continued! I think I knew the cause. While the school board had budgeted more teacher supervision, they had left out the whistles! And everyone knows that a teacher without their whistle is like a monkey without a banana!
I figured the school board was trying to fix the problem, but obviously were way over their head. They probably had a new plan that they would implement, one that wouldn't work like all the rest of their "solutions!" Will the government ever change their false ways, or will they keep piling up more and more conspiracies on me to investigate?!
But I have no more time to linger, I must continue my work! Until next time then. And remember, trust no one!
